3/14/07
Two of my adult coworkers just had a 15-minute conversation about baseball cards. I do not understand this. You could say it’s odd for a nigh 30-year-old man to collect comic books, but at least comics have a story, and artwork, and, I dunno, a friggin’ point. Baseball cards are essentially small, useless cardboard pictures of people paid gross amounts of money to hit a spheroid with a cudgel and then run around in a diamond. Can someone please explain to me why anyone over the age of 10 would collect these things? Unless purely for investment purposes, I mean.
Even those lame-ass Magic: the Gathering cards have a game associated with as opposed to just being photos of things that play a game. Well, they’re associated with virginity, too, but that’s not the fault of the cards themselves.
Two of my adult coworkers just had a 15-minute conversation about baseball cards. I do not understand this. You could say it’s odd for a nigh 30-year-old man to collect comic books, but at least comics have a story, and artwork, and, I dunno, a friggin’ point. Baseball cards are essentially small, useless cardboard pictures of people paid gross amounts of money to hit a spheroid with a cudgel and then run around in a diamond. Can someone please explain to me why anyone over the age of 10 would collect these things? Unless purely for investment purposes, I mean.Even those lame-ass Magic: the Gathering cards have a game associated with as opposed to just being photos of things that play a game. Well, they’re associated with virginity, too, but that’s not the fault of the cards themselves.
In reference to the picture, the next time I get drunk I want to be called "Chief Bender."
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