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Springfield, Missouri, United States
I’m in my mid-30s and still trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. Most of my interests do not exactly come with a reasonable expectation of financial success, things such as artwork and fiction writing. I’ve been married to a delightful, attractive woman for five years, and, thankfully, neither of us wants to have children, so we can look forward to adult vacations, sleeping late, and disposable income. We do have two dogs, two chinchillas, a gerbil, and three chickens. Only the chickens seem to be pulling their weight vis-à-vis contributions to the household other than excrement.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Stupidest Thing I Heard Today

7/31/07


Captain Obvious Coworker: “Yeah, well you know your whole body weight is supported on your feet.”

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Bonus: They Eat WHAT?!

Let it never be said that there is any food I wouldn’t be willing to try. Come to that, there are no foods that I actually hate, and pretty much anything is fair game to be shoved into my maw. But recently I heard about a Canadian comfort food that gave even one such as me pause. It’s called poutine and…dear gods…it is French fries sprinkled with cheese curds and then drowned in hot, brown gravy.


Doesn't that look nice?

I dunno; it just seems to me that this was invented by throwing darts at random ingredients. "Fuck it! Put 'em in a cup!" Also, there was booze involved. Jesus.

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