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Springfield, Missouri, United States
I’m in my mid-30s and still trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. Most of my interests do not exactly come with a reasonable expectation of financial success, things such as artwork and fiction writing. I’ve been married to a delightful, attractive woman for five years, and, thankfully, neither of us wants to have children, so we can look forward to adult vacations, sleeping late, and disposable income. We do have two dogs, two chinchillas, a gerbil, and three chickens. Only the chickens seem to be pulling their weight vis-à-vis contributions to the household other than excrement.

Friday, July 20, 2007

I Guarantee You Have Never Seen This

7/20/07


My friend Kaci in the Pacific Northwest took the following picture and was so astounded by what she saw that she had to call me and tell me about it right that second. How she kept from screaming off the road and plowing into what must have been a huge crowd of gawkers I can’t imagine. Enjoy.
















Your eyes do not deceive you, dear readers. That is, in fact, a mulleted, balding man wearing a wife-beater and Daisy Dukes, walking a ferret on a leash. That sound you just heard? That was your brain exploding with the awesomeness what you’ve just seen.

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