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Springfield, Missouri, United States
I’m in my mid-30s and still trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. Most of my interests do not exactly come with a reasonable expectation of financial success, things such as artwork and fiction writing. I’ve been married to a delightful, attractive woman for five years, and, thankfully, neither of us wants to have children, so we can look forward to adult vacations, sleeping late, and disposable income. We do have two dogs, two chinchillas, a gerbil, and three chickens. Only the chickens seem to be pulling their weight vis-à-vis contributions to the household other than excrement.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Midwest Nasty

5/31/07


Whenever Hanni and I were in Branson kicking ass and taking names shopping style, I noticed that Branson seems to have more than its fair share of retail stores with mildly suggestive if not outright filthy names.

Such as:


and...




Branson, Missouri, folks; sexy as you wanna be.


But as any of you regular dear readers know, mildly nasty just isn’t dirty enough for yours truly. Through the magic of Photoshop, I bring you nastification turned up to 11, brothers and sisters.



Good gravy, I am delightful.
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