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I’m in my mid-30s and still trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. Most of my interests do not exactly come with a reasonable expectation of financial success, things such as artwork and fiction writing. I’ve been married to a delightful, attractive woman for five years, and, thankfully, neither of us wants to have children, so we can look forward to adult vacations, sleeping late, and disposable income. We do have two dogs, two chinchillas, a gerbil, and three chickens. Only the chickens seem to be pulling their weight vis-à-vis contributions to the household other than excrement.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Celebrity Jett Fumes

5/8/07



Here at Jett Fumes I get a wide variety of readership, all the way from some guy blundering in because he searched for “disturbing Hasselhoff video,” to me, because I like to Google my own name. But every once in awhile I get a reader of some note, and far be it from me not to shamelessly self-promote by trotting out any quasi-celebrity that happens to stumble in here before realizing his search has gone horribly awry.

You may remember a few months ago I had an interesting conversation with Robert Fiveson, director of The Clonus Horror, when I panned that huge pile of dog-vomit that was The Island for being a total rip-off of Fiveson’s movie. (Read all about it here in Clonus Island and Fiveson’s response in Clonus Island II; Electric Boogaloo.)

Keeping with that trend of my huge popularity with people who made that one movie, well just look for yourself:




MS said...
Hey Ryan,Nice article.......this is Myrl Schreibman the producer of THE
CLONUS HORROR I like what you wrote...stay in touch I am at UCLA




Myrl is an Adjunct Professor at UCLA’s Department of Film, Television and Digital Media. He wasn’t responding to my post about The Island being a rip-off and just all ‘round shitty film, Schreibman was commenting about my post concerning Rob Liefeld’s questionable drawing abilities. (Robbed Blind.)

Unfortunately I don’t have a way to contact Schreibman, as I couldn’t locate an email address, but if you happen to read this, Myrl, drop me a line at wxaine@hotmail.com.

I think if this has taught us anything it’s that I am awesome, dear readers. What? You’ve never had a director and a producer of any movie ever write you an offhanded couple of sentences, now have you? That’s what I thought.

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