Overheard in an Office
1/22/08
“Well, I don’t have to go to my doctor for another 2 weeks at least. My doctor was in a mood last night. A funny mood; he was funny. I told him I got a new scale—a new talking scale—and he said “It’s not sarcastic is it?” Heh-heh. Well I know I haven’t been weighing right because I don’t do it with shoes or street clothes. According to his scale I’ve lost 7 pounds. I’m a lot more accountable for what I put in my mouth if I’m weighing myself. ‘Course then after I went to the doctor’s office we went out to eat at Red Robin, so…”
I ask you, ladies and gentlemen; are the above statements:
A. Dumb things to say
B. The Dumbest thing to say
Pass your tests to the front whenever you’re finished.
About Me
- Ryan Jett
- Springfield, Missouri, United States
- I’m in my mid-30s and still trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. Most of my interests do not exactly come with a reasonable expectation of financial success, things such as artwork and fiction writing. I’ve been married to a delightful, attractive woman for five years, and, thankfully, neither of us wants to have children, so we can look forward to adult vacations, sleeping late, and disposable income. We do have two dogs, two chinchillas, a gerbil, and three chickens. Only the chickens seem to be pulling their weight vis-à-vis contributions to the household other than excrement.
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