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Springfield, Missouri, United States
I’m in my mid-30s and still trying to figure out what I want to do with my life. Most of my interests do not exactly come with a reasonable expectation of financial success, things such as artwork and fiction writing. I’ve been married to a delightful, attractive woman for five years, and, thankfully, neither of us wants to have children, so we can look forward to adult vacations, sleeping late, and disposable income. We do have two dogs, two chinchillas, a gerbil, and three chickens. Only the chickens seem to be pulling their weight vis-à-vis contributions to the household other than excrement.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Pray for Falling Pianos

11/15/07


If nothing else, I can at least rest assured that should a bolt of lightning strike any one person in my department, it will kill everyone else too because they’re standing elbow-to-elbow looking at a goddamn snow pattern that’s supposed to be a fucking sonic picture of something the size of a sonuvabitching pinto bean.

Yeah, that would be a pretty good day. Gods bless Acme.
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