This Week in Honky Lunacy

9/26/06

The best thing about election years is that we get to see a staggering number from the lunatic fringe come out of the woodwork to shock and delight us. The only dark spot on this banana of hilarity is that usually these insane individuals actually breed, and more often than not they’re of the “white supremacist” flavor.

Last week I brought you the story of Glen Miller of Aurora, who warns us of the demonic dangers of “dark aliens” who are “stealing our jobs, our women, and our children’s future.” Well, This Week in Honky Lunacy brings you the ridiculously-monikered Texe Marrs. That can’t possibly be his real name; it sounds like something that would pop out of a “Find Your Jedi Name” generator. Like many of his peers (psychotic white people) Texe couches his venom and hatred in self-righteous Christianity and it might be more infuriating if his views weren’t so cosmically out there as to be ludicrous. I mean, it would be like getting angry at those people who think the “saved” are going to simultaneously fly (naked) into the sky whenever something called “Rapture” goes down, sometime between now and the end of time; it’s just too silly to actually argue against. But I digress. We were talking about Texe Marrs.

A former professor from the historically open-minded state of Texas, his website goes by the dubious title of Power of Prophesy, and brother, does it deliver on that front. In perusing the enormous list of books penned by Texe a picture of someone who might just ask you to share a pitcher of strange-smelling Kool-Aid with a seriously toothy grin on his mug. In America Shattered Texe joins the camp of those who believe there is a war on Christianity, by

“Courageously revealing the names of those responsible, Texe Marrs uncovers their grotesque plan to brand Christian parents as diseased, defective, and dangerous. And he unmasks their ultimate goal: the literal snatching away of our kids!”

Needless to say I was shocked, shocked and appalled that the liberal Jew media was not only attempting to lead us astray by shrewd non-existence, but also that Hilary Clinton “is not only a lesbian and a communist, she is a New Age occultist deep into black witchcraft and communication with the dead,” as Texe explains in Big Sister is Watching You. This is the kind of forward-thinking clarity you just can’t get anywhere else, folks!

Holy shit that’s a big bowl of crazy. But I think my favorite of Texe’s tomes is Mystery Mark of the New Age, where he details the Mark of the Beast through marketing logos and the upcoming, dastardly plan for committing genocide on “true Christians” and “other renegades.” Look out Lorenzo Lamas. But that’s not even the best part; the absolute pinnacle of this frothing rant comes when you look at the cover of the book: (if the pic doesn’t load properly click here.)


Just what in the Jesus-jumped-up-Christ is that? I don’t know about you, but nothing says “dark, evil über-plot” like a homosexual man from 1973 wearing a duster and rubbing a sword. Of course, his reflection in the water reveals that the Village People reject is actually a white-frocked sorcerer, as standing pools of water have long been known for their power to root-out demonic witches in human form.

I encourage you to check out some of Texe Marrs’s other fever-dream products, but I wouldn’t stay on his site for more than fifteen or twenty minutes; I started to feel faint after only twelve.

Texe Marrs, ladies and gentlemen: Honky Lunatic.